f me

anayansia:

i won’t be content with technology until this is actually possible

• When standing: FAT
• When sitting: FAT
• When laying down: FAT
• When stretching: FAT
• In baggy clothes: FAT
• In form fitting clothes: FAT
• In bathing suit: FAT
• Awake: FAT
• Asleep: FAT
• Alive: FAT
• Dead: Look how FAT she was

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i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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finalblessing:

will smith everybody

meladoodle:

it was love at first nude

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this is the first time I’ve been on tumblr in ages wo0o0o0o0ow

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whatafuckinfamilypicture:

I am terrified of public dressing rooms because the last 3 times I have been in one an R.E.M. song has been playing.

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richwhitelesbian:

i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war

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picklerocket:

onabedoflace:

godcolorsintheworld:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

I absolutely loved her character.